Religious Ideology

On the Wetzelmation discord server, fans have created their own religion, mainly based around things on the internet they considered sacred. They believe in a series of Allahs, and the list is most likely growing, but here are the main ones:

Allah: No one knows his true form, some speculate it's Peter Griffin, or someone else truly powerful, such as Wetzel himself, but it still remains unknown and is up to debate in the community.

Allah 2: Also known as Hatsune Miku, she is one of the main waifus that all the horny teenagers swoon over. Known for her beauty and absurd Rule 34 art in her likeness, she is truly a favorite in the community. Citizens of the Wetzelnation love thinking depicting and imagining her in frilly, extravagant dresses and seeing her sacred anime girl underwear.

Allah 3: Allah 3 is actually a dog, but not any normal dog, she's Isabelle from Animal Crossing. She is worshiped for her thiccness and sweet nature in general. Some rumors speculate that she became Allah 3 because Allah wanted a pet.

Allah 4: In the Summer of 2019, a prophet by the name of Narlowe introduced the Wetzelnation to Allah 4. But who is Allah 4, exactly? Well, Narlowe was horny as Hell, like all the other citizens of the Wetzelnation, but she was retarded as well, and Allah 4 was PinkyPills' depiction of William Afton. Despite having game-ended a bunch of kids for no fucking reason in a fursuit, he's kinda quirky doe. He is also worshiped for his thicc nature, siminlar to Allah 3. He looks like this: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4e/5a/a8/4e5aa8f43373fc067b6ef886285adb2e.jpg

There are obviously many more Allahs to come, as the server is constantly becoming more and more horny.

They also seem to depict minions in lots of their at as well. Minions are believed to be the messenger angels to the almighty Allahs, and they're pretty hilarious as well. Any middle-aged Facebook-using mother would want to take a minion to the nearest bedroom and go to town with them, but the Wetzelmation discord server only think they are sexy out of irony (well, most of them.)