Lytatroan

Lytatroan is one of the most retarded Wetzelnation members. He is most known for his obsession with Halo, DOOM, and Terraria.

Early life
Lytatroan was born in Nekravol, the City of the Damned. After a slow young life he started playing Halo. He sucked at it, and he still does today. He does not stream Halo on legendary difficulty on his twitch because he's a little pussy boy that likes men.

Adulthood
After moving to the West coast, Lytatroan built his PC and that's why he plays halo all the time (even thought he won't stream it on legendary). At an unknown age, Lytatroan got into a relationship with the Terraria Dryad. Things were going well, until she kept bitching at the fact Lytatroan would not snort purification powder with her and play Halo (on easy difficulty) with her. He then later found the Stylist from Terraria. From her looks alone, he instantly fell in love with her. He grew to love her personality very quickly. He would constantly ask her to choke him with her thighs. She always said yes and loved doing it.

Genshin Impact Crusades
When Lytatroan went on some random shitty server with some weeb channel where they post ecchi shit or something there, he saw a massive amount of Genshin Impact art. He was tired of seeing that and wished there to be more Terraria and JoJo's stuff. After being angered over this, he went to China and nuked the Chinese Spyware game HQ, effectively killing all of the characters. He would put on The Only Thing They Fear is You from DOOM Eternal while he'd constantly murder and glory kill characters from that game. The Dryad (his ex) also participated in this crusade of holy purging."'These garbage waifus must die! Rip and tear!'""-Lytatroan"

The Halo Incident
When Lytatroan was playing Halo with Shpoogly, Valentine Perfected, Slippery Gypsy, JoeJLa, and Jager Main, Lyta got mad at Shpoogly for killing him with the sniper rifle. He says, "Of course I get killed with the sniper." and everyone tells him to "armor up". He decides to play a few more games. As He keeps getting dumpstered by Shpoogly, he got more angry. He finally snapped after being the last kill from Shpoogly's sniper rifle. He rage quitted and spammed gamer words in the game chat. He then disappeared from the VC. Outside of Shpoogly's house, appeared a blue cacodemon, which was Lytatroan. He told him to never kill him with the sniper again or he'll kill him with the sniper. He says no, so Lytatroan decides to shoot him with the sniper, except he missed all his shots because he sucks at Halo. Lyta then leaves and doesn't play Halo again.

Trivia

 * Lytatroan fucking hates getting killed with the sniper
 * Lytatroan also has a massive addiction to DOOM
 * The name of the Dryad that he dated was Evie
 * Lyta is also better at Halo than Theema

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